I’m Jessi—kitchen witch, transformation coach, holistic product creatrix, tarot-slinging mama, and chaos-wrangler extraordinaire.

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I’m gonna be real with you—I hate writing these damn “About Me” things. How do you sum up a life full of wild detours, multidimensional gifts, and a lot of “wait... WTF just happened?” moments into a cute lil’ paragraph? You don’t. But I’ll give it a shot.

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From a young age, I knew I wasn’t like everyone else. I could feel energy, see things others couldn’t, and tap into unseen realms without even trying. That kind of power made people uncomfortable—but it made me unstoppable. I’m not here to fit in. I’m here to alchemize pain into power, confusion into clarity, and fear into fierce f*cking freedom. That’s why I call myself The Alchemist Lady. I help people transform—deeply, magically, permanently.

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My approach to coaching? A blend of zero-BS truth bombs and nurturing mama bear love. I’ll hold your hand and call you on your sh*t. Because that’s what real transformation takes. I’ve stacked up a decade’s worth of degrees, certifications, trainings, and initiations (both formal and spiritual) to bring practical, powerful tools into every session. And I’m still learning, every damn day—because when you’re walking this path, the journey never stops. (Also, reincarnation is real, so... technically, we really never stop.)

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Now, let’s talk about the herbal side of things.

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I didn’t plan to start a product line. I made stuff for my family, friends, lovers, and clients because it worked—and they kept coming back for more. Eventually, the Universe shoved me out of the broom closet and said, “It’s time to share this magic on a bigger scale.” So here I am, bottling up witchy goodness and sharing my favorite salves, tinctures, and remedies with you.

 

Every product is used in my home by my people. If I wouldn’t put it on my own kids or hand it to one of my partners, it doesn’t get sold. Period.

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When I’m not coaching or stirring a cauldron full of calendula oil, I’m a homeschooling mama of four, a practicing witch, a medium, and the kind of friend who will absolutely talk to your guides over wine at the kitchen table. I live in a beautiful whirlwind of polyamory, queerness, urban homesteading, and straight-up divine chaos. I dream of cows (because raw milk is sacred), spend my downtime decoding human behavior like a walking tarot deck, and tell stories that sound made up—except they’re not.

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This business is more than a brand. It’s an extension of my soul, my magic, my madness, and my mission. And if you’ve landed here, it’s probably because the Universe (or your ancestors) sent you.

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So welcome, babe. Let’s make some magic together.

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With love, sass, and a sprinkle of spells,
Jessi