I’m Jessi—kitchen witch, transformation coach, evidence-based holistic product creator, and chaos-wrangler extraordinaire.

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I’m gonna be real with you—I hate writing these damn “About Me” things. How do you sum up a life full of wild detours, multidimensional gifts, and a lot of “wait... WTF just happened?” moments into a cute lil’ paragraph? You don’t. But I’ll give it a shot.

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From a young age, I knew I wasn’t like everyone else. I could feel energy, see things others couldn’t, and tap into unseen realms without even trying. That kind of gift made people uncomfortable, and that response turned me into a people pleaser. It took me a long time to learn that I’m not here to fit in. I’m here to alchemize pain into power, confusion into clarity, and fear into fierce f*cking freedom. That’s why I call myself The Alchemist Lady. I help people transform deeply within themselves and how they show up in the world.

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My approach to coaching? A blend of zero-BS truth bombs and nurturing mama bear love. I’ll hold your hand and call you on your sh*t because that’s what real transformation takes. I’ve stacked up a decade’s worth of degrees, certifications, trainings, and initiations (both formal and spiritual) to bring practical, powerful tools into every session. And I’m still learning, every damn day. I often say that when you stop learning, you're dead. Unless you want to talk about reincarnation, and then it never stops, but that's a conversation for another day.​

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Now, let’s talk about the herbal side of things.

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I didn’t plan to start a product line. I made stuff for my family and friends out of survival, and they kept coming back for more. The science side of things became a passion in the process. I couldn't get my hands on enough information. The ability to take a pinch of this and a sprinkle of that in a specific way to make a profound impact on the body and soul...it's addictive watching nature do its thing while simultaneously understanding the mechanics of it. What our ancestors knew, we can definitively trace today, and I think that is unbelievably cool.

 

Eventually, the Universe shoved me out of the broom closet and said, “It’s time to share this magic on a bigger scale.” So here I am, bottling up natural goodness and sharing my favorite salves, tinctures, and remedies with you.  Every product is used in my home by my people. If I wouldn’t put it on my own kids or hand it to one of my partners, it doesn’t get sold. Period.

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When I’m not coaching or whipping up the latest batch of something-or-other, I’m a homeschooling mama of four, practicing witch, and the kind of friend who will absolutely talk to your guides over vodka tonic at the kitchen table. I live in a beautiful whirlwind of urban homesteading, alt-right pipeline lifestyle as a poly-queer woman who has nothing to do with alt-right belief systems, and straight-up divine chaos. I dream of cows (because raw milk is sacred), spend my downtime decoding human behavior like a walking tarot deck, and tell stories that sound made up—except they’re not.

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This business is more than a brand. It’s an extension of my soul, my magic, my madness, and my mission. And if you’ve landed here, it’s probably because the Universe (or your ancestors) sent you.

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So welcome! Let’s make some magic together.

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With love,
Jessi